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To the Parents of Benjamin*:

Sir and Madam:

Today, while parents were gathered in the hallway, Benjamin came out of the bathroom with his pants and underwear around his ankles and made a "ta-da!" motion with his arms.

He did not need help pulling his pants up.
Please remind him that exhibitionism is generally frowned upon in polite society.

Thanks,
Ms. FeliciaRose

*names changed to protect the privacy of all parties involved.